XM days—crawling back to a shitty deal with bad-breath Hugh Panero—then spins through Hot Sauce Fest dreams, a Boston Celtics doc obsession, and a Myanmar earthquake’s insane pool footage. From JD Vance’s Greenland flop to Michael J. Fox’s grit, Anthony’s spin mastery, and a love/hate for corporate crap, it’s classic Opie: unscripted, nostalgic, and pissed off. Shoutouts to the crew, a plug for Comedy Quick Hits ("Pooping for Dollars"), and a middle finger to Starbucks—hit play for the chaos and stay for the feels!