Fresh off a family movie night, he dives into Pretty in Pink—praising its timeless comedy while cringing at Long Duck Dong and topless scenes through a 2025 lens. From mocking Good Morning America’s laugh factory to musing on crows ordering Uber Eats, Opie rants about life, radio feuds, and the simple joys of Chipotle. Plus, a plug for his Comedy Quick Hits with Opie podcast—because who needs a studio when you’ve got a GoPro and a view?