Guy Fieri walks into the studio with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli and turns the entire hour into a nonstop roast of Carl Ruiz.
Opie rolls in hot from the beach, already revving up because his Long Island cable is freezing again even though they said they "FIXED IT".
Opie screams at the TV because Heather O'Rourke is still doing traffic reports like it's 1985
Canadian smoke turning NYC into an ashtray, Mexico sending us parasite lettuce that gives explosive diarrhea,
'King of Obsolete Media' Now Does ONE Day a Week & Fires Everybody Over Zoom
Opie goes off on Michael Rapaport as the ultimate tough-guy savior, debate if Dave Portnoy is secretly a Long Island Jew
Opie kicks off complaining he’s got nothing for the show—then rips into quiet coffee awkwardness,
Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P go full chaos mode! First, a raging Yellowstone bull bison in rut mode turns a 65-year-old grandpa
Dr. Steve gets emergency-called because Opie, the legendary Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, and Mike Vecchione are dying over a transplant
Opie’s running on 4 hours of sleep after a 3AM dog-poop emergency (and a $200 anal sac explosion at the vet).
On this date in history, Jumpman became Mario after Nintendo’s landlord flipped out over rent,
Opie and Ronnie are only on the air because McPuffin dropped cash to stop the day off