Then he unloads on Howard Stern cutting his people’s severance in half while the King of All Media phones it in from one show a week. Ron chimes in, gems rain down (whatever the hell those are), Shakira’s hips get Opie banned, Tom Brady looks dumb slapping Logan Paul, and somehow we end up talking explosive lettuce, aliens, and why nobody’s answering Opie’s DMs anymore. Classic Opie & Ron chaos. Enjoy the freeze-frames