Boston stealing the 4th of July fireworks crown, and the absolute tragedy of New York’s last 99-cent pizza slice disappearing forever. Then it gets gloriously unhinged with a real-life diver video of remora fish panic-hiding inside a manta ray’s butthole while the ray scrapes its ass on the ocean floor like a dog on a rug. Zero filter, zero guests, maximum laughs. Classic Opie Radio. Don’t miss it.