Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes to why microwaving fish at work deserves jail time. Discover Trump’s hilariously bizarre fix for the economy—cut back on pencils and dolls—plus a step-by-step guide to making prison hooch that might just save your next party (or land you in hot water). Get ready for unfiltered laughs, political jabs, and a surprising shoutout to Michael Jordan’s monopoly-busting NASCAR victory that flips the script on racing revenue.