Always Sunny proved real comedy is dead, crowns NFL legend Charles Haley “Who Da Man” for pissing on a GM’s desk to escape the 49ers, and declares war on turkey, green bean casserole, and every other once-a-year “tradition” nobody actually likes. If you’re sick of fake outrage ruining movies and being force-fed dry bird, this unfiltered Monday morning rant is pure catharsis—hit play and laugh at the absurdity with us.