(Zeppelin IV, The Bends, Metallica’s Black Album). Ron the Waiter jumps in to help trash the Statue of Liberty (Eiffel’s ugly sister?), debate 18-inning World Series records, and spiral into AI wiping out coders, CPAs, window washers & cashiers. Cats, Cuomo vs. Mamdani, and McDonald’s penny-less rounding rules cap the chaos. Live-streamed sunrise, zero filter—classic Opie Radio.