From a rogue squirrel terrorizing an old folks’ home to a penguin love triangle straight out of National Geographic, this episode dives into the absurd with gut-busting 911 calls, tales of animal fights, and unfiltered locker room banter. Bert shares wild stories about his Showtime special, "The Machine," while the crew tackles everything from North Korean missile threats to a Playmate’s Snapchat scandal. Expect crude humor, raw takes, and plenty of Tito’s vodka-fueled laughs. Tune in for a rollercoaster of comedy and real talk!