complete with a creative phone reveal inside a balloon! He reflects on the bittersweet reality of raising two teenagers and the fleeting nature of childhood. Opie also tackles the absurdity of dumping radioactive waste in the Hudson River, rants about the woes of shopping at Rite Aid, and shares a wild childhood story of snowball-throwing mischief that ended in a memorable beatdown. From subway surfing tragedies to bird app annoyances and a 95-year-old’s wheelchair rampage, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, and real talk. Tune in for Opie’s signature blend of humor and raw honesty, plus a shoutout to his loyal listeners and a nod to the haters. Don’t miss it—grab your coffee and join the Opie Squad!