exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfect mom” and a garbage man. They riff on the absurdity of pumpkin spice everything, the chemical-laden flavors, and the futility of chasing the “perfect” pumpkin. The duo also shares colorful anecdotes about their past, including Carl’s beachside escapades under a lifeboat and encounters with quirky romantic prospects. Recorded in their new Westwood One lounge, complete with a North Dakota State poster and a fridge, the episode is a chaotic blend of humor, nostalgia, and raw storytelling, touching on everything from yoga pants to bizarre romantic kinks, all delivered with their signature irreverent chemistry.