Trump merchandise, and cringe-worthy childhood stories. From Matt's mysterious disappearance in a black van to Chris's tales of smoking at nine and his parents' wildly different approaches to "the talk," this episode is packed with laughs, nostalgia, and plenty of off-the-wall moments. Plus, hear about ZZ Top's epic after-party, questionable fashion choices, and why belts were a teenage necessity. Tune in for a raucous good time with Opie and Chris at Gebhards!