Coldplay concert scandal involving a CEO and his HR "side piece." From a Florida woman macing a chicken-killer to Trump’s alleged naked drawing for Epstein’s birthday, Opie covers it all with his signature wit. Plus, chimps with fashion sense, Stephen Colbert’s CBS exit, and a prison escape in luggage? It’s FU Friday, and Opie’s bringing the heat! Tune in for laughs, rants, and a dose of Long Island ocean vibes.