as he waits for the elusive repairman Fred to save the day—or crush his wallet with a $12,000-$20,000 bill. From ranting about the absurdity of local news Fourth of July tips (bring a blanket to a fireworks show? Really?), to the madness of Oklahoma's robot chicken fights and a Florida woman’s “definitely not drugs” bag, Opie keeps it real with his signature wit. Plus, he weighs in on P. Diddy’s courtroom escape and the bizarre baby oil party that followed, while reflecting on his own rebel days at SiriusXM. Get ready for laughs, rants, and a nod to Sublime’s summer vibes—don’t miss this wild ride!