nearby to Rory McIlroy tanking Opie’s Masters pool, this episode is packed with rants, laughs, and listener FUs. Opie dives into Luka Doncic’s emotional return to Dallas, the absurdity of $30 pastrami sandwiches, and why New York City squeezes the life out of its residents (hello, $6K HOA fees!). Plus, thoughts on tariffs, small businesses, and a nostalgic nod to the Allman Brothers. Hit play for unfiltered chaos and a dose of Opie’s signature Zen. Subscribe to Opie's other podcast Comedy Quick Hits with Opie!