Get ready for a wild and hilarious ride with this episode of Comedy Quick Hits, the side-splitting spin-off from the Opie Radio podcast! This time, we’re serving up a feast of laughs with the late, great Food Network icon Carl Ruiz as the centerpiece, dreaming up his ultimate meal in a way only he could. But that’s just the appetizer—Opie and the crew dig into a smorgasbord of gut-busting topics, from dentist chair confessions and rage-fueled rants to the bizarre business of selling your own poop and nostalgic trips down childhood memory lane, all delivered with their signature irreverent humor. This episode is packed with killer clips featuring comedy heavyweights like Theo Von, Sherrod Small, Hatebreed’s Jamey Jasta, and radio titan Mike Calta, each bringing their A-game to the mic. It’s a chaotic, laugh-out-loud mashup of the best moments from the Opie Radio archives, stitched together for maximum hilarity.