haircut disaster (now fixed for $35), Ron’s Swiss cheese underwear crisis, and a heated debate about Tesla’s flip from hippie dream to MAGA symbol—complete with tariffs, Elon’s billions, and a side of Hootie and the Blowfish disdain. Special guests include Scott Arsenault, who won’t shut up about craft beer, and Dick Cox (yes, it’s real), our Confederate soldier turned Homeland Security paper-pusher. Plus, tales of car-sex voyeurism, subway push-a-roos, and a blackout party that turned NYC into an oyster-fueled rave.