It is a scene reserved only for your worst nightmares. You live alone, but there is suddenly a stranger in your bedroom. He does not have to unfasten the zipper over his mouth on the black leather mask he is wearing to say why he is there. Prominent, against the dim light and the dark leather, there is one word scrawled crudely in white capital letters across the forehead of the mask… RAPIST.

MOTORBUNNY: Jim and Them welcome a fabulous new sponsor THE MOTORBUNNY! The world's most advanced power vibrator has summoned Jim and Them to pitch their product as only Jim and Them can!

Pic of me, Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small wearing our Nantucket terry cloth hoodies came up on my Instagram feed.

Will and Jada: The premier open relationship in Hollywood is coming to light after the allegations by August Alsina, Jada takes the topic to THE TABLE.

Quibi: Everyone is happy that Quibi is such a colossal failure.

Chrissy's Court: In a special treat for everyone we get to partake in an actual Quibi show, Chrissy's Court featuring Chrissy Teigen!

Red stains on the carpet, red stains on your knife, oh, Dr Buck Ruxton, you murdered your wife. The nursemaid saw you and threatened to tell, oh, Dr Buck Ruxton, you killed her as well… 

— Lancashire nursery rhyme, parody of the song ‘Red Sails in the Sunset’, latter half of the 1930s

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F Disney for opening, Biden gets his inspirational quotes from fortune cookies, Trump doesn't care about you, politicians don't care about, is it smart to open up the schools, why I have slight brain damage, will the NBA MLB NHL finish their seasons and much more!

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New Equipment: Thanks to you fine Twitch Subscribers and Patreon Supporters the crew has some new equipment, more importantly generic sounders to obsess over.

Masks: People in the USA are still geeking out about masks, the heralds of QANon are out in full force. Also is Wayfair involved in child trafficking!? Conspiracies involving Wayfair expensive furniture and Ellen Degeneres.

Kanye For President: Kanye has the dumb shits all up in arms giving him exactly what he wants once again.