Opie sits in his car for an hour and a half for Alternate Side of the Street Parking.  Building tips for Christmas, I don’t want to save an animal, the hilarious popcorn story, let me makes this perfectly clear again, when I say snowflake I’m referring to snow, I just want to pay for my stuff, life has become weird, why Carl Ruiz was a real friend, Opie and Anthony stuff AGAIN and much more!

Funniest Tweets By Women This Week Jim: A fan favorite shows up which introduces us to a new legend Funniest Reply Guy On Twitter Jim.

Masked Christmas: Jimmy Fallon drops his new track with Ariana Grande and Meg The Stallion dropping all the new quarantine takes from last year.

VAX-SCENE: No one has fallen farther than Stephen Colbert and his vax-scene.

Mike, Joe and Cretched join the show / Staten Island Guy hates Make a Wish / Reset Wars / Alex Jones Clips / Old Woman Talk to Bigfoot with Telepathy / Bigfoot and UFOs again / Portals and Bigfoot / Dr Peter Mccullough on Joe Rogan / The Hill responds / Are Joe and Mike vaccinated? / Twitter Bans Stuff / The Big Conspiracy / Favorite Christmas Cookies

The high pitched sound of the home telephone echoed through the Neailey household. Liz Neailey answered. Someone from her son's school was on the other end of the line. It was June 5, 1998. The staff member told Liz her son, Wesley, had not been feeling well and needed to come home… 

Dawgie is driving me nuts!  Also, let's make a deal, no ME TOO in the animal kingdom, birds aren't real, Patrice O'Neal thoughts, proving there's life all over the universe, Sex in the City with the Ice Cream Man, all sorts of F'd Up, Museums make you feel insignificant, indifference and much more!

The homeless man sitting in the middle of the road!  Now I’m involved!!  Also, the bike path that you can’t use, how is that legal, all I had to do was chill to continue making a lot of money, oh well, I haven’t seen Anthony in over 8 years, F cable news, Tom Brady LOVES avocado, indifference, what was that and much more!

Mike, Joe and Cretched join the show / It's Mike's birthday / Mike is upset at the show Yellowstone and Streaming / New Astronauts / No social media from Space? / China is controlling their weather / Geoengineering the oceans / New Mexico Cloud Seeding / Bill Gates wants to block the Sun / Have Heart Issue? It's Climate Change / Tucker Carlson and Lue Elizondo talk about the Pentagon UFO Office / Open Lines / Smoking Salvia / Boo Berry and the term Red Neck / Star Wars Hotel / Man trys to steal jet to see aliens at Area 51 / End

House Keeping: Some updates that are overdue, Godaddy has made us remove the archives so apologies for dead links for old episodes. We are trying to figure out a way to make them available.

TOTS TURNT: The TOTS TURNT toy drive donations are coming to a close, the GOONS out there have been amazing and the Pokemon Cowboy himself with his legion of fans are dropping bags on the TOTS. Happy Holidays!,

ACAB Mike: Mike has tales of trying to capture a Pokemon gym and facing the dark choice of whether to call the police on some young POC or not.

Explain It To Me Jim: A very special friend of Jim's comes in and stays longer than any other friend before! All with a simple question, "What is a muckbang?"

NIKOCADO AVOCADO: Of course through our research of muckbangs we find the MUCK KING himself Nikocado Avocado, before and after.

Baby Hero: Is Young Thug to be blamed for a rumor? Is a Walmart delivery driver a hero for telling off a rich customer!?

More on The Beatles, Get Back documentary.  Also, we handed that dope the crown, Patrice greatest comedian of all time, greedy nyc, why does my Christmas Tree smell like pee, you can call me Al and much more!