Some thoughts on the brilliantly funny Gilbert Gottfried.  Also, nyc subway shooting, rats, handsome women, keep the fuglies away from the camera, hottest girl that did Opie and Anthony and which guest looked like Cailou, Howard Stern rewriting history, Ben Simmons his a head case, sorry Sixers but James Harden won't get you a Championship, Stephen A Smith, ESPN and much more!

We are taking a week off, however, in the meantime, for those of you who have not heard our companion podcast, They Walk Among America, here is the final episode of Season 1. We thought it was a case that listeners of They Walk Among Us might find interesting. They Walk Among America will be back for Season 2 on Tuesday, April 19 and episodes will be released every two weeks from then on.

Had a nice surprise when Joyce stopped by.  Joyce literally is one of the first fans of the Opie and Anthony Show when we came to nyc in 1998!  She completely took over.  Me and Pat Duffy had a blast busting her velvet wearing balls,  Great seeing Jen Ferris, Jamie Marie Dee, Will Iommi who just survived COVID, Scott Watson, Steven Vichiconti and the Chilean dude and some new guy who's name I already forgot.  Joyce brought up a lot of memories from a time long ago which I believe makes her a "Rainman".  I wanted to drop toothpicks on the floor to see if she would come up with the number 246!  BTW the Bay City Rollers DON'T HAVE 6 SONGS!  Great time!  See more of you at the next one.  Brian Barnard thanks for the round.

Mike and Joe join the show / Listener Emails / Vaccine Injury / Clif High / Covid Back Burner / Russia Cyber Attack Stop / Pentagon Propaganda / Fast News is not truthful / Brian Stelter and Disinfo / Mike likes Eddie Bravo / CIA and Disinfo / Human heads sent to Iowa / Alaska Aerial anomaly / Open Lines / Disney Tunnels / Afterlife Experience / WW3 Stopped by UFOs / Pittsburgh is a lazy city / Mike still watches the Walking Dead for some reason / 60-year-old loves vaccines / Ultimate Warrior had a big heart / WWE Sexual Audio / End

Streamathon: We are on the cusp of the anniversary of last year's Streamathon and on the cusp of our 15th anniversary! Is it time to celebrate or time to pack it all in?

Revenge Travel: We have Skanfest/GOONCon 2022 on the horizon and Jim is not so subtlely planting seeds for Mike V Horror Nights Round 2. Imagine on WEED tho?

Post Starcruiser Depression: Post Galactic Starcruiser, life is meaningless. Vacation blues are real.

Tiger Woods is in and LeBron James is out!  Also, some Opie and Anthony stuff including the year the show should have ended, toothpick art leads to mustard on a complete stranger, stage 4 Cancer survivor had to prove to the haters that she wasn't faking,  once again not a Liberal, hate Cancel Culture, thoughts on Lynyrd Skynyrd and Ron Desantis, I probably should have tried to behave, ruining my vacation and much more!

Joe, Mike and Cretched join the show / OBDM unplugged / Iso Clips / Alex Jones Clips of the Week / Pentagon UFO Papers / Humans? / Strange effects from UFOs / Shatner and his new UFO Movie / The Air Jacker on Southwest Airlines / Old Photos / Ukraine Bucha News / False Flag / Ron Paul / Open Lines / Todd Standing / Mello Calls in / Goblin Mode / Antarctica Post Office  / End

Bruce Willis: Big NEWS on Bruce Willis has now been CONFIRMED. That which could only be speculated is now verified. Also, we need to be in the business of creating fake Twitter stories for clout.

Palette Cleansers: We cleanse the palette with a pedo freaking out for being busted in public, find a BK employee murdered for food taking too long, roller blade tailgating and more!

Voicemail King: Jordan Maddison with the perfect timing as he drops another BANGER with Voicemail King

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Spend your days in constant excruciating pain or be allowed to peacefully end your life on your own terms? A deliberate act of murder or violent assault? Personal opinions are divided concerning the death of Mark Van Dongen

Was laying around the house thinking about Carl Ruiz who would have been 47.   Called my friend Matt who owns Gebhards and told him I needed to have a few beers.  We talked about him becoming a father 12 days ago and all the crazy things you see, think and say about it.  Also, met a 106 year old woman that was walking by and she told a great joke.  We finished the pod by talking about taking acid.  Really like this episode.  Happy Birthday Carl and congrats Matt!