Caught up with Stalker Patty from the old Opie and Anthony Show.  Responsible for so many classic Opie and Anthony bits.  Take the WIG!  Also, crawling around naked with a Krusty the Clown mask, shaving her head, crawling around mouse traps naked wearing a blind fold, shaving her head again, her Carrie moment, U2 tickets in Ron Jeremy's pants, is she still a virgin and so much more!

Mike and Cretched join the show / The Biden Diary Raid / Does anyone remember this? / Are we in a simulated reality? How much computer processing would it take / Or is it just an alien experiment / The nature of the computer simulation / Life After Death and Bigelow / Open Lines / Christmas in a Can / Elf on a Shelf / End

Belated 700 Celebrations: We have some belated congrats, a card and a very special message from Gordon Hale.

Halloween: Jim has tales of theme parks and Halloween Horror Nights, Mike has tales of one of his worst birthday/Halloween experiences in his life.

What Do You Mean?: Jim has NEWS.

Hope your guy won!  Also, big in the pants, why I'll never be in the Radio Hall of Fame, Jim and Sam suck, OJ Simpson, how did I guess women ages back at WNEW, that's a stupid question, poor Phil Collins, get a job and much more!

Joe and Mike join the show / Alex Jones Clips / Jetpack Man Update / Cube Shaped UFOs / Bigfoot did not slash your tires / Roswell Aliens / CV News and Madates / Cretched Calls in / Captain Beans / Pizza Hut News / End

On August 10, 2011, the metropolitan police were called to do a welfare check at a flat on New Road in Harlington. The property was close to London’s Heathrow Airport. Officers discovered two bodies. Both victims had been brutally murdered. The hunt for their killer began, but the police did not need to look far... 

Halloween in Philly.  Also, I wish my black, offensive Halloween costumes, Cancel Culture, OJ Simpson getting the VIP, Mega Tsunami, first time dad advice, McCartney 3, 2, 1 documentary, regrets, I'M NOT LIBERAL and much more!

On this episode was asked whether certain Opie and Anthony bits were real.  Proud to say the overwhelming majority of the bits were real.  There was one we HAD TO fake which I discuss and play.  Also, old audio from the insane Is Tom Alive bit from Opie and Anthony.  Also, obsessing over Corey Fjeld, something I learned about Paul McCartney that blew me away, why wasn't Alec Baldwin arrested and much more!

Mike and Joe join the show / Mike is having computer problems / Streaming to No Agenda / Parents are upset at Schools / Teachers are upset at Parents and told the Federal Government / Ted Cruz vs The AG / We are being terraformed / Fauci loves dogs / Strane new language / NASA is looking for Aliens / Bill Nelson speaks on UFOs / Lets blow up the moon / Dungeon Party / Chirs #23 / Paperclip / The JFK Files / The Best Buffet in the World / 15 worst Halloween Costumes / End

PIZZA WARS: Let's get into the pizza wars because we celebrating 7-hundo!

Impressions: It is post power hour, so lets bust out the impressions! Robin Williams and the Muppets are in the building!

TV For Girls: We flexing on em by watching You Season 3 and the new Amazon I Know What You Did Last Summer series.