Astrological Signs: Bitch Twitter Jim brings some astrological questions that we need to get Jim and Dana on the line for, get ready to learn about each other and ourselves!

Bill Murray: Recently disgraced comedian Bill Murray has yet to answer the speculation on his bad behavior on the set of Aziz Ansari's film Being Mortal.

Food Is Free: Jeff has tales of "acting as if" in the grocery store, while 6ix9ine runs back his video from last week with all of the money.

When we think of good fortune, we imagine a loving family, being healthy, and maybe even a financial windfall from winning the lottery. Emma Brown had all three… then things rapidly fell apart.

Rob Gronkowski, Red Hot Chili Peppers laughing at Howard Stern, do you look good as a woman, man boobs and the worst picture ever taken of me, burned a lot of bridges, the hole, Pat Duffy and I went to the Yankees Game, reason I got choked out, what was Howard Stern's problem with me, listening to the radio as a kid gave me escapism and much more!

Mike, Joe, and Cretched join the show / Joe is moving and hates this place / Episode 1000 talk / Mike is starting to dislike Tim Pool / Food Processing Planets being Destroyed / Is this real? Yup / Indonesia exports / Bill Gates Seed Vault / Pepper Talk / Open Lines / More Prepper Talk with the caller / Alien Tech Research / Porn College Course / Billy Oriely is angry at the airport / Texas Taco Officer / Woman drops phones in toilet pit / End

Mike and Cretched join the show / Alex Jones Clips of the Week / Iso Clips / Expedition Bigfoot Season 3 / Whistling at Night / Skinwalkers and other phantoms / Don't Whistle at Night / Open Lines / The Bubble Boy / Biden Loves you Guns / World War Metaverse / 420 Music Fest in Denver / Star Wars and Kamla Harris / Space Force News / The Science of Oreo / End

Mask Mandate: The mask mandate for transportation has been lifted! Crazy shit is happening!

Neck Tatts: Mike rolling through with new TATTS!

Thor: Love and Thunder: The follow up to Jim and Them's favorite Marvel movie "Thor: Ragnarok" has released a teaser! LET'S GO!

Dababy's 911 Call: Dababy had to shoot an intruder and keeps his cool with the 911 operator.

TI Booed: TI booed off the stage trying to do stand up comedy for some reason.

Uber Door: What do you do when you open the Uber door into traffic and completely rip it off?

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Joined today by the hilarious Jackie the Joke Man Martling.  You might know if from The Howard Stern Show but Jackie is much more than that.  Talking Johnny Depp, growing pot, some Howard Stern stories, more pot talk, hanging with Eddie Murphy and Bill Maher, some of Jackie's dirty jokes and much more!

Hydroplaning sideways down the highway into pot holes.  Also, what's some of those pronouns we got, I found a friend,  Howard Stern ain't fixing the pot holes, ridiculous Kyrie Irving fined $50,000, birds aren't real, happy Johnny Depp has a chubby face and much more!

A teenager is found bound, tortured and murdered in his own home. A suspect is apprehended and brought to trial. But could a family member really be responsible, and was the right person behind bars?…