I can't because I have a girlfriend I HATE! Everyone in New York City has a hustle, people here in nyc laugh at the cyber truck every time they see one, my dad's tragic life, why there will never be a Opie and Anthony reunion, I love Bernie because...

Opie joined at Gebhards Beer Culture with Matt the owner and stand up comedian Ron the Waiter. Matt brings in the smelliest cheese I ever smelled.  Talked about ai app for anyone that takes edibles, dolphins purposely getting high, Ron grosses everyone out about a procedure he's having, fighting a frenchman underwater, I don't want to be the next Syd Barrett and much more!

Bertie James Blackley was working with St John’s Ambulance service in Bristol when he received a message just after 1 am. Calling from a telephone kiosk, a woman said, “I have found my husband in the bath. I believe he is dead. I have done all I can to help him, but I am afraid it is too late”...

Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama: Rumors are heating up that Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama are having an affair which has caused a rift with Michelle Obama.

Once again that would be a NO on a Opie and Anthony reunion.  What I did every morning so I could deal with doing show with someone I really didn't like.  Alcoholics aren't as charming as they think they are.  The Trump Train.  RFK Jr is a monster and more!

NO ONE likes the Chiefs!  Still hurting about the Bills loss.  Starting a support group for New Yorkers that are stuck here.  Wish I had the confidence of the guy wearing a dress that I saw yesterday.  Let's play, which rockstar hit on a young Opester in Buffalo and more!

ENOUGH with the Kansas City Chiefs. Cngrats to the Philadelphia Eagles I guess. Ron the Waiter pops on to talk about his teacher that blew up in space, squirrels are eating MEAT and more!

Corey Feldman and Jake Perry: The battle rages on! Jim and Them continue to prove that they are Corey Feldman's #1 haters.

After school, Shelley’s children got onto the bus, but unusually, their mother was not waiting for them at the end of the journey. The children were independent enough to make their way home from the bus stop, although when they arrived, they realised their mother was not there, and the front door was locked…