Wheel Unfortunate: Jake is in the building for the Christmas festivities which means it's time for a WHEEL UNFORTUNATE with Bob Sweet! Are you sick of this yet?

Flirty Thirty: Tis the season for some drinks with the boys as we recap the TOTS TURNT 2020 shopping spree and we exchange gifts.

Holiday Hang: It's a holiday hang as Jim shares tales of an altercation at Target, Vleeties calls in and we breakdown IMPROV

Mike, Cretched and Spanky join the show / Missing 411 Montana / Creatures taking kids / The Freiendly Bear and the toddler / The Monkey Man of Singapore / CIA Director Brennan on UFOs / Spankys father yank prank / Open Lines /  Paranormal apartment / Copyright spending bill / The KFConsole / Chicken Talk / Man from Saturn sues government / Man and Son shoot each other / End 

Tom Cruise: Is Tom Cruise just a passionate best dude!? Or is he a meglomaniac!? Sounds cool either way.

Vaccines: People be geeking over this COVID-19 vaccine, people are worried about getting turned into Jim Ross. Also empty or fake syringes being used in publicity stunts!?

Facebook Live Freakout: Just because you are on your own social media live doesn't mean that you will automatically come out the hero on the other side.

In 2018, one week after the new year's celebrations, a middle-aged woman enters Cheadle Heath police station in Stockport. She had travelled almost 5 miles on foot from her home in Reddish, Greater Manchester. She has a blank expression on her face. In a quiet and subdued voice, the woman calmly tells an officer that she has killed someone. The body is buried in her back garden…

Patrice O'Neal is one of the greatest comedians of all time. We were very fortunate that he was our friend and did our show so many times. We have compiled all of his performances from the Opie and Anthony Show. Gone too soon but his voice lives on.

I was very distracted while recording this episode.  Will explain why on the next episode.  Babbling about the stress of Christmas, my list of things I hate including politicians, dogs make it impossible to be a narcissist, Born to be Great, remember Christmas bonuses, Bon Jovi with grey hair is stupid and much more!

Mike and Cretched join the show / David Knight of Infowars fired / Election and Military Conspiracies not panning out / Chuck Lorre Qanon Vanity Card / Charlie Sheen talk / Open Lives / Missing People and Aliens / Mike tries to read an article about missing Farmers in South America / More Open Lines / Nake Bear Man Rollerblades in Ohio / End 

TOTS TURNT: It's been a record year for the TOTS! Thank you so much to all of you GOONS out there! So grateful for this awesome community and the generosity you have shown this season is amazing, a Covino and Rich parody song to you and yours.

Wheel Unfortunate: We get a surprise call from BOB SWEET! Yes, that Bob Sweet, the HOST of WHEEL UNFORTUNATE! It's GAME TIME.

Mazel Tov To The Gang: We start with Rek Banga geeking out over his missing money, we throw mazel tov to the gang and learn about Hanukah as it comes to a close.

A combo platter today.  Before the blizzard yesterday and today after the blizzard.  Babbling about NYC Mayor taking away snow days from kids, kids don't play outside anymore, dog thinks I'm weird, Tom Cruise sucks and has something strange going on with his teeth, Amy Adams looks like Amy Schumer in that Hillbilly movie, riding a rollercoaster with REO Speedwagon, stupid Disney and much more!

Mike and Cretched join the show / Mike talks about Save-a-lot and cheap food / Missing 411 Montana / New Roswell TV Show / Army officers secret journal / Covid UFO sightings / Space Force and Moon Bases / Open Lines / What would happen if the Moon did not exist? / Tom Cruise Movie Audio / Hollywood Bail Out / Bathroom Fun / End