The property did not stand out. Closed vertical blinds shielded the windows from prying eyes. The front door and brick facade were painted white. The chipped paint was offset against half a dozen bouquets of flowers all the colours of the rainbow, that had been secured to a drainpipe running parallel against the front door. In County Durham, around two weeks before Christmas 2014, the body of a female was discovered in a property located a short distance from Hartlepool town centre… (Part 1 of 3). 

Cretched and Mike join the show / Mrs Doubtfire / Hello? / Where is Joe? / Shipping Container News / Container Crisis / Container Logjam / Suez Canal Shipping Jam / Container Conspiracy / Navy UFO Swarm / Malibu Alien Base / Biden Harris, who is doing what? / Open lines / Joe calls / Changing Search Results / Pepsi and Peeps / Bing and DuckDuckGo / End 

Vaccine Jingle: The word is out that Jim and Them released a banger of a jingle for the vaccine and now Offspring has decided to throw their hat in the ring.

Chet Hanks: Chet doing what he does, getting everyone riled up and looking for attention.

FOOD WARS: The great cookie war of 2021 is upon us and we break down donuts and pastries for your bitch ass.

On this episode I forgot what we talked about.  I know Judd Jones was funny and so was a very nervous Mike Bocchetti.  Where's that obnoxious dog of his.  Why is Mike so scared?  Listen to find out or don't!  That's your choice...whatevs.  Oh!  Just go around Africa and never trust anyone that has a first name for a last name!

Mike and Cretched join the show / Humanoid encounters / Aliens that come in groups of three / Folklore and the number 3 /  The Witching Hours / The Rule of Three / Open Lines / Aliens are demons / American Cosmic /  UFO Disclosure and 180 days / UK Lockdown / Giant iPhone / Easter Frong / Free Doughtnuts / End

If you google "Rocklyn in Carnkie", the first articles that appear mention cruel and senseless murders committed in 2000. The views and B&Bs in the sleepy, scenic west Cornwall village take second place. The villagers had seldom seen a police officer in the area, if at all. There was never any need for one to visit, let alone patrol — it was that kind of place. But in the autumn of 2000, officers swarmed a family home at midnight when five people went missing… 

Food Delivery: The Doordash drivers continue to strike back! Remember to tip your food delivery folks.

Fork Etiquette: How do you hold a fork? Do you do the transition? You repping American style!? Continental style? A COMBO OF THE TWO!?

Food Wars(?): Not quite a war, but we get into the attempted rebound by Taco Bell, the hell that is known as Freestyle Coke and how places like Burger King and Wendy's constantly try to trick you.