Matt's back from Thailand leaving his wife and young daughter behind. I'm presented with a very special gift from a young talented gal from the Ping Pong Show, eating bugs, eating well on less than $5 a day, have you talked to Anthony since his health scare, you got to put your dog down, killer coconuts, potato flakes and powdered milk, spending your vasectomy money and more!

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Five young women vanished off the streets of Ipswich during a five-week period in late 2006. Working in one of the oldest professions put the missing women at risk. The secrecy required to operate in the red light district meant there were no witnesses…

Rick Hebbard: Rick Hebbard, New Hampshire champion gives the school board meeting what for! Is this man a menace?

Fake Videos: People are out here doing bits! Did Dana White actually walk off of Howie Mandel's show? Did a crazy African woman show up at a man's door with a knife? Did a pizza delivery man take back empty boxes of pizza because of no tip!? We got it all.

Japanese Rappers: We discuss Japanese culture vultures as we go over some different Japanese rappers and music videos.

Matt is back from Thailand and boy does he have stories including getting arrested.  Opie explains why he hasn't been around for a bit cause of broken ribs and COVID.  Also, lining up for our $10,000 migrant check, you're a corn chowder guy, thanks for the Knuckle Burner, smells terrible but tastes great, buying a house in Thailand, over there the white guys are the problem and much more!

Super Bowl Wrap Up: Jeff's 49ers did not get the job done due to Jeff's hubris! Also favorite commercials, catty comments and Usher's looks and Ice Spice's demonic hand signs. Jim and Them ESPN YA'LL.

Police Vs. Acorn: A cop hears an acorn hits his car and spazzes out thinking that he was shot and unloads his clip into his car. This is the weakest man to ever live.

Apple Vision Pro: Are we finally entering the Ready Player One future we have been promised? Are we ready for the VR headset takeover!

Midnight Mike, Joe and Cretch join the show / Mike is going on vacation / New Kingdom with Goldblum / Iran own Antartica / AI Children / AI Content taking over / Good enough AI Content / Computer Crashes / Trump owes a lot of money / The Trump Binder / Jesse Ventura and the CIA / Propaganda messaging / Confused Biden / Jeff from DC calls in / Mike has to piss / Bear Arrest / Wookie Costume / Questionable Valentines Day Cards / Dog Theft / End

Where's MJ: A Boosie Badazz comedy movie!? We somehow missed Boosie releasing his own version of Home Alone starring his son.

Justin Mohn: Man beheads federal agent father and parades his head on Youtube. Is this some sort of PSYOP!?

Mia Goth and Palette Cleansers: Mia Goth attacks an extra on the set of MaXXXine and we got palette cleansers of crazy car crashes and car thieves.

Midnight Mike, Joe and Cretch join the show / Trump Audio / Alex Jones Clips of the week / Threat from Space / The Rand Corp on Infrastructure / Baltic Sea Structures / UFO disabling a nuclear missile / Joe Biden and Shrinkflation / Joe Biden loves fried chicken / Joe Biden and the 25th / JD Vance on the new speading bill / Jon Stewart on Biden / men's room troughs / urinal troubles / Cornhole College / Stealing bags of ice / Stealing tons of chicken / The G-String Protest / End

By night, in the late nineties, The Bandbox club and Splitz bar had countless coatless young people lining up outside the doors to get inside. Often, the wait was cold in the biting North Sea air; partygoers shuffled slowly in the queue as bouncers decided who could get in, but this didn’t deter people from hanging around. By day, Felixstowe in Suffolk is more slow-paced — tourists and retirees enjoy fish & chips, ice cream and blue flag beaches. Life is peaceful. Be that as it may, a senseless murder in 1999 was one of the biggest and most complex cases officers in the port town ever had to investigate…