Alternate Side of the Street Parking. Telling stories waiting for the street sweeper. Why I laughed at the girl with one arm. Also, is there anything a dog won't pee on, one big regret, Happy Birthday Mason, fixing your own injury cause Insurance companies SUCK, get off the hood of my car, Louis CK story, the Quentin Tarantino invite and much more!
Mudslides never good! Also, Bob Saget update, why did I punch Paul Bond in the face while on the radio, attention getters, I used to be somebody, how famous do you need to be, Patrice O'Neal hilariously meeting Tori Spelling, I would absolutely apologize, the Civil War has begun and WHY AM I WRITING THIS DESCRIPTION??? NO ONE READS THIS EXCEPT FOR CREAMY BUTTERS! Is it accept or except?
So funny, so kind and so humble. Bob Saget is gonna be horribly missed. I talked to Bob for the last time right around the beginning of the Coronavirus. Original title for this episode was, Bob Saget "Get a Corkscrew and Slam it in a Drawer"
Checking in with my old friend Bob Saget to see how he's during these tough times. We discuss his brand new podcast, Here For You. Also, the tragic loss of Robin Williams, Mario Cuomo killing the Coronavirus with a mallet, Bill Burr is a dick, people shocked by his dirty stand up, vasectomy home kit, rat problem, he got Full House by replacing someone else, Two Girls One Cup and much more!
time I met him I was so damn starstruck. That's Bob Saget I thought to myself. Quickly learned he was so down to earth. Invited me and my now wife on a double date. Ate in the west village outside with everyone coming up to him. He was able to handle that and make sure we knew he was really paying attention to us. We laughed our asses off and it felt like I knew him my whole life. Everyone he met he made them feel important and special. That started a real nice friendship. He had a way of making you feel important. Went to many of his gigs when he was in the area. He always hung around after the show and wanted to do something. It was always an adventure and he was never not funny. When SiriusXM let me go a few years back he was one of the first peope to call to make sure I was going to be ok. He certainly didn't have to do that but I will never forget it. I remember being pretty bummed about what went down until he had me laughing my ass off. When I was getting the podcast off the ground he was more than happy to come on. Bob Saget was the real deal and he's gonna be horribly missed
Babbling with a cup of coffee as the sun comes up in nyc. That's it!
COVID all over the place! Guess who got the Coronavirus, Antonio Brown is not crazy, we got another pet, rats, replace the peen with a carrot or banana, best tv commercial, plural words suck and much more!
Happy New Year. Hope 2022 is a great year for you. First episode of the new year finds me on a boat with my friend Chris aka FishGuyPhotos on the socials. We head out to check out close to 200 seals chilling on a sandbar. Lots of talk about birds, fish, seals and Will Smith and his exploration show on Disney Plus. Oh, and the significance of the color red and you think you can smell and hear!
Quick best of clips featuring Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Sherrod Small and many others!
Son exposed to COVID AGAIN! Also, Robert Plant’s big head, where’s my picture with U2, star struck while wife was having my son, birds are not real they’re drones, fishy why are you red, the moon is no joke, our pal Will is fighting COVID and much more!
Opie sits in his car for an hour and a half for Alternate Side of the Street Parking. Building tips for Christmas, I don’t want to save an animal, the hilarious popcorn story, let me makes this perfectly clear again, when I say snowflake I’m referring to snow, I just want to pay for my stuff, life has become weird, why Carl Ruiz was a real friend, Opie and Anthony stuff AGAIN and much more!
Dawgie is driving me nuts! Also, let's make a deal, no ME TOO in the animal kingdom, birds aren't real, Patrice O'Neal thoughts, proving there's life all over the universe, Sex in the City with the Ice Cream Man, all sorts of F'd Up, Museums make you feel insignificant, indifference and much more!