Vic Henley Jim Jefferies Pete Davidson Colin Jost 12/28

Midnight Mike, Joe and Cretched / Alex Jones Clips of the week / Robot Rifle Dogs / Israel Weapon Shipment Song / The Most Obese Cities in The United States / Frozen Sperm and the lost song / Gary Nolan and the theory of aliens / Scott Adams vs Israel / Frat Boys and the Flag / Gaza Leveled / The Poozeum / New Way to Cold Brew Coffee / A new way to slice sandwiches / Tik Tok woman wants aliens / The Car Crash Bear Attack / KFC Mothers Day / End

There is a timeless saying that bad things happen in threes. Some believe the superstition originates from the wartime phrase ‘Three on a match’ —

Live from Gebhards Beer Culture with Matt and Little Foot.  Thoughts on Howard Stern interviewing President Biden.  Also, where's your Global Warming now, do you believe in ghosts, crop dusting my whole family because of Matt, in love with a tree, Neil Young turns you on, the one bad Led Zeppelin song, let's fight for the EpiPen, Matt's dog has a shaved butt is on Fentanyl and is wearing a cone, my plump luscious lips and much more!

Midnight Mike, Joe and Cretched / Fox N Sons Coffee / Star Wars Day / History of the Gallows / Magical Items from the Gallows / Messages from Aliens / What Happened to Dave Chapple / Jerry Seinfeld on Comedy / Mark Hamill at the White House / Trump on the View / AH Speeches / Open Lines / 1950s Star Wars Trailer / Star Wars Survey / Bigfoot Prank / Bigfoot Convention / End

STREAMATHON: We are getting closer to the upcoming Jim and Them STREAMATHON! We have a hack where you can donate now at JIMANDTHEM.COM! One hour guaranteed!

MOMALA HARRIS: Drew Barrymore goes schizo on VP Kamala Harris and gets roasted for calling her "Momala" but Kamala has been trying to make this happen for years! Also Jerry O'Connell continues his descent into daytime television.

I Think You Should Leave LIVE: Jim has tales of travelling to Phoenix to see Tim Robinson's I Think You Should Leave live and we watch Jeff's appearances on Shock Collar Comedy.

A man in his mid-sixties wearing a light-coloured casual jacket and dark trousers caught the couple’s attention. Concerningly, he was clenching a piece of wood in his hand. Stephen slammed the brakes and got out of the vehicle. He realised another man was lying horizontally on the pavement, being struck about the head repeatedly with the length of wood. Blood was pooling on the path surrounding the injured man. Stephen instinctively yelled out, telling the assailant to stop. The attacker wrapped the wood in a plastic bag and turned to walk away. As he left the scene, he hollered back to the man he had just attacked: “You’ll not fucking do that again”... 

Rap Beef: All the beef in hip hop is heating up! Everyone is going at Drake and Chris Brown is beefing with Quavo.

Stranger Dangers: Solomon Galligan, the real life boogey man attempted a kidnapping at a school and the reveal is pure comedy.

Target Pervert: A Target pervert gets busted trying to take upskirts which leads us down a rabbit hole of castration and car sex.

Something caught Thomas’ attention at the bottom of a set of stone stairs known to locals as the ABC steps. Twenty-six stone platforms jutted out from the steeply sloping hill towards the canal towpath, a stone for each letter of the alphabet. A young girl was curled up at the bottom of the stairs, her legs folded beneath her as if she were crying. Thomas wondered if she was upset or had fallen, but the reality was far worse... 

From the path, that quiet spot on Redcar Beach in North Yorkshire was concealed by sand dunes. As the tide was going out on the crisp morning of April 30th 1977, the body of a man was held in place by the saturated sand. Eventually, hours after the sun had come up, he was found. There were no apparent signs that he had been injured, and bystanders wondered what happened…