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Caught up with Jackie the Joke Man from the old Howard Stern Show.  Talking skinny dipping, attic pot, steak, old Howard Stern stories, Opie and Anthony stories, we're just gonna ignore the couple having sex in the corner, cow hugging, will it ring and much more!

The Monster Mash: Time to crank The Monster Mash album to hear all of the song that sound pretty much like The Monster Mash just not as famous.

Mike's Match: Mike Steele is a hardcore legend and he has tales of his recent match/beating he took. Also an update on Mike's scary movie.

Ready Player Two: Hot new Ernest Cline news off the presses, the synopsis for Ready Player Two has been released and it sounds like ERNEST CLINE.

In a photograph of the couple on their wedding day, widely circulated in the press, Roselane can be seen looking into the camera with a broad natural smile on her face. The groom is staring to the side, teeth together with a strained smile. Sokol Drenova was hiding something…

In honor of the passing of Eddie Van Halen I picked out 3 pieces for this episode of the podcast.  Sammy Hagar kicks us off talking about the ups and downs of Van Halen and whether he would ever have a beer with David Lee Roth.  The very funny comedian Craig Gadd is up next talking about living in Eddie Van Halen's house.  David Lee Roth wraps it talking about the tension in the band that was always there.  RIP to Eddie Van Halen a kind soul with a gift for the guitar.  Influenced by Eric Clapton before he took it to the next level.  

So proud to see Bill Burr crush it on Saturday Night Live last night.  A few thoughts on it and what I was doing while my old friend was on SNL.  Also, talked bitch tits, milk is bad for you, kale, NEW documentary on th Comedy Store, crazy story about Freddie Prinze wanting to kill John Travolta.  Stick around to the end of the episode to hear Bill Burr discussing Cancel Culture from an old episode of my podcast with Carl Ruiz.

Joe, Mike and Cretched join the show / Alex Jones clips of the week / Trump and Regeneron / Naked Voting / Voting with HardOns / FBI and the Michigan Militia / Terror Factory / Open Lines / Cultural Police / The Sausage Boy of England /  Purple Stuff Raining Down / The Worst Car Mechanic / Jordan AKA Falcon Calls in / End / End Song: Forge with Fire by Battle Axe

Donald Trump: Not to be bested by a microscopic virus, Donald Trump as a leader purposely got infected to show us how it's done.

Jeremy "Spike" Cohen: Jim got his mail in ballot and in the pursuit of fairness we look into the third party Libertarian candidates including Jo Jorgensen's running mate.

Ballot Questions: IT'S TIME TO LEARN! We are on the cusp of our civic duty so we learn about the Nevada Ballot Questions! Don't leave!

Mysteries revisited: the Solway Firth Spaceman...