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Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's "little" cold 2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity 3. Catelyn Jenner's HUGE white briefs 4. What is "OK" to make jokes about 5. Guys who loves asses as big as possible 6. Iggy Azalea's career winding down 7. Abe dislikes Lynard Skynard's singer 8. Accidental racist song...
Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss... 1. Jay The Gay's history with the show 2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves 3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together 4. Most people shouldn't wear shorts 5. Jay's beer can story 6. Abe's horrible drive through experience 7. Fake patriots 8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes 9. Bass'...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass has a "BIG cold" 2. Calling off school 3. Amazon wish lists 4. Herpes dating site 5. Ryan loves milk 6. Lactaid Milk 7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader 8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass 9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking "what's your name?" 10. Ryan's bad directions for a...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall 2. Bathroom rules and etiquette 3. Bass' invite only Chipotle party 4. The slob list 5. Shit talking fuck ups 6. Abe's fool proof, long form shit talking method 7. Ryan's accidental text to a celebrity 8. Red Hot text 9. Quick hits 10. Why you should say...
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face 2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid 3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7 4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican 5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby 6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend 7. Horse owners seem like...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss... 1. Bass out sick 2. Abe's "HARD" nap 3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts 4. Ryan's garden 5. Missing kid returns with no explanation 6. Sammy Lou Who 7. Abe's retention scheme works again 8. First impressions of people meeting us 9. Bass needs to know Abe's whereabouts 24/7 10. Women who use...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Selling our show to Shark Tank 2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged 3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets 4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character 5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker 6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse 7. Getting a hooker...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy" 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time 6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him 7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno 8. California water crisis 9. Ryan's new California...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday 5. Easter 6. Lamb is like flex seal 7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up 8. Scientology 9. Dinosaur mini...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house 2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan 3. Waking up early 4. The cons of wearing adult diapers 5. Research proves that Abe's schemes work 6. Bosses aren't funny 7. Corporations should shut up about all issues 8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome's 9. Abe and...