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Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass' latest excuse for being late 2. Sam's hair trigger 3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work 4. People who bring kids to work 5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison 6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket 7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns 8. Old people hate...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts 2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him 3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump 4. God doesn't care about football 5. Sam feeds his dogs in middle of podcast 6. Sandboxes are gross 7. Bass explains why he is always late for podcast 8. Hulk Hogans...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's Mexican food double coma 2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique 3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast 4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant 5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note 6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk 7. Abe had incident with...
Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score? 2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck 3. People who talk about the weather all the time 4. Indiana should have their own news 5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns 6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show 7. Guy at Slayer concert...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building 2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building 3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food 4. Types of people who sue everyone 5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene 6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe and Bass working in same building again 2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch 3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation 4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation 5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's...
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas 2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss 3. Sam's bowling team tryout 4. People versus OJ Simpson show 5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin 6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches 7. Phil Anselmo racist remark 8. People who always talk about...
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself 2. Sponsorship's 3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants 4. Diseased sex offer 5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever 6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand 7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast intros are dumb 2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist 3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective 4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino 5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian 6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people 7. Guy...
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes 2. People who tell people to say hi to people 3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year 4. Crack voice never goes away 5. When people know our orders, we stop going 6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later 7. Small talk is Abe's worst...