Talking nyc earthquake and the lame eclipse. Bob Kelly should have taken the hit, if you're a bigger person you should never tweet "was that an earthquake?", that can't be your favorite band, wrestling stinks, the bathroom at CBGB, if you don't do this I don't trust you, that's why they invented the drop ceiling, we don't talk about why Matt was arrested in Thailand, can you be just friends with the opposite sex, Ron's crazy mom story and more!